Letter to My Shoplifter

Dear Raegan,

Next time you decide to grab a pair of underwear and sit on it in your stroller, please let Mommy know so that I can pay for it.  It's really embarrasing to have the buzzer go off as you leave the store, only to have to explain to the saleslady that you did in fact pay for all your stuff.  And then even more embarrasing to have to go back and sheepishly explain what happened after discovering later that one of us *cough Raegan* in our party did in fact swipe something from the store.  And then to have her give you a dirty look like you're not telling the truth and say, "Well, I guess, at least you brought them back" is just wrong.  This is not cool Raegan! Haven't I taught you better!?? 

Love,
Mommy